‘National Grotto Day is near!’

     

National Grotto Day is approaching, but there is still time for you—well, maybe not you—to join Azim, the Most Handsome Grotto in the Realm!

The Mystic Order of Veiled Prophets of the Enchanted Realm is one of the many Masonic groups founded in the State of New York. Sure its primary activities run along the lines of seeing how many guys in gorilla suits can fit inside McSorley’s, but there also is a sincere humanitarian effort at the cause of it all. I personally recommend Grotto membership, seeing it as the perfect complement to the enlightening work of the Lodge and the numinous quality of the Chapter.

We’re doing it at Masonic Hall in Manhattan on Saturday the 27th. Yours truly will be the Chaplain in the life-changing ceremony. 

Click here for the petition. Fill it out (especially the felony part) and send it here.